just two facial expressions I need for daily function
How perfect for a Monday!
everyone stop what you are doing and watch this vine rIGHT NOW
Every Glee song ever
'girls don't have to clear their internet history'
let me explain you a thing
of course girls don’t have to clear their internet history
girls are smart enough to use an incognito window
I just invented a new word:
STILL NOT OVER IT
NEVER GONNA BE OVER IT
This dude used to have nightmares about the 40 years the spent in hell. And look at the terror in his eyes from this.
Harry Potter Challenge: Favorite magical creature: MAGICAL BEASTS
*The centaurs objected to some of the creatures with whom they were asked to share “being” status, such as hags and vampires, and declared that they would manage their own affairs separately from wizards. A year later the merpeople made the same request. The Ministry of Magic accepted their demands reluctantly. Although a Centaur Liaison Office exists in the Beast Division of the Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures, no centaur has ever used it. Indeed, “being sent to the Centaur Office” has become an in-joke at the Department and means that the person in question is shortly to be fired.
like how much more obvious does this need to be made for people to get it?
this isnt even an exaggeration
like at all
Bisexuality isn’t the name for a weird phenomenon that occurs somewhere between gay and hetero. It’s not a synonym for confused or attention-seeking, and it’s not code for “actually straight”. It isn’t something you can measure with points or percentages or relationship history.
it’s a completely real sexuality that stands alone and isn’t up for debate
I’ve laughed harder, and cried harder, with Jonathan than I have with anyone else. We’ve been kicked out of Broadway shows for falling into fits of giggles in the audience, and I’ve literally shown up on his doorstep with my heart broken. He always helps put myself together. After one particularly rough episode with a guy, Jonathan wrote me this incredibly nice letter, in which he told me that I would find someone amazing. He was going away on vacation and so he gave me a task to complete while he was gone, since he knew I would miss him like crazy and needed distractions. He instructed me to watch every single Meryl Streep movie while he was gone - and said that there would be a quiz when he returned. (x)